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"I think, as a male, no matter what you really don’t understand (any more than a white guy could understand being black, or a straight guy could understand what it’s like to be LGBT). But I do my best to empathize with subjects of prejudice. Still, I live in such a happy/safe bubble that once in a while a female friend will blow my mind with something they’ve faced. Short answer; Yes. I suppose I am. I just wish I were a better one."
Patrick Stump, when asked if he considered himself a feminist (via falloutfever)

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— 1 day ago with 9927 notes
bonelessbuffalochicken:

"You’re gonna do great today"

bonelessbuffalochicken:

"You’re gonna do great today"

(Source: awwww-cute, via derpycats)

— 1 day ago with 99009 notes

finestintheshop:

i love it when people misspell bawling and say that they’re “balling their eyes out” like ball so hard my motherfuckin eyes came out

(via whiteknucklesandsleepyeyyes)

— 6 days ago with 142751 notes

beyonco:

naming your child pizza so you know you’ll always love it

(Source: bitchbot, via ruinedchildhood)

— 3 weeks ago with 217655 notes
"I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone."
Robin Williams (via wordsnquotes)

(Source: wordsnquotes, via smileifuloveme)

— 3 weeks ago with 190649 notes
vvankinq:

Go on, tell them I ate your homework. They’ll never believe you.

vvankinq:

Go on, tell them I ate your homework. They’ll never believe you.

(Source: awwww-cute, via tyleroakley)

— 3 weeks ago with 630076 notes
imthepinkukulele:

I just have a lot of love for this gif.

imthepinkukulele:

I just have a lot of love for this gif.

(via tyleroakley)

— 3 weeks ago with 700783 notes